Why do we do shit like this? Not too sure. Do we have something against the other site's? No. Then why the hell do you do this shit? Fuck off with the questions. Heheh.

Anyway, I thought it would be nice to sum up the year by copying good wishes from some of your favorite sites, and criticizing the hell out of them. I hope they don't take it personal, but that they think of it more from the point of view that we here at Alwaysmad.com are a pack of ass whips and just generally like being shit heads.

Anyhoo, let's have some fun. First up to bat is pinkbike with this sentimental pile of holiday spirited bullshit.

We hope Santa was good to all of you this Christmas. For 2003 may the trails be steep, crooked and gnarly. May your gaps be large your drops be long and your transitions be endless. All the best to you and yours this holiday season. Here's to an injury free year in 2003 - for all of us!
–Pinkbike.com
(Give me a break. All they care about is that their hits stay high, and their revenue remains endless. Shut the hell up and fuck off with the Santa shit.)

I'd like to hijack this opportunity to thank everyone who has helped make this the best year yet for our little Web site. I would particularly like to thank all the behind the scenes folks who have been working so hard - you folks rule! We'd also like to thank everyone who has been coming to visit - we would be nothing without you.
–NSMB.com
(Hey NSMB, I hope you don't just thank the behind the scenes people, but actually give them some cashola. That's what really makes the world turn. "Thanks" is for assholes, give them money, and drop the thanks. And thanking the people who visit last? Give me a break. Everyone knows it's the visitors that make a site. They should be thanked first, and given cash too. So much for the holiday spirit. Actually, this one was hard to criticize since I actually respect NSMB.)

Wishing you all the best in the New Year...   From everyone at Dropmachine.com, best wishes in the New Year, and ride hard and safe!
–Dropmachine.com
(That was creative.)

I would like to end our special holiday rant with a little thanks and wishes of our own. I hope the other sites feel free to criticize us too.

We hope you all had a great Holiday season. May all your wishes be for selfish items such as bike parts. And may others suffer because of your selfish desires. May all your rides be full of people cursing at you. May all your rides be packed full of jolly security guards chasing you off their "Private Property". May all your family get togethers be full of food and then going home early. May the new year bring excitement and new learning, respect for fellow riders, and hatred towards people wearing spandex. (Unless it's a chick and she's riding in front of you). Thanks to all our visitors, except the ones that leave nasty notes in our forum, you guys can fuck off and go to hell. May your wheels keep rolling and your balls not get tangled in the saddle. May your drops be small and your gaps be ill executed, but still land well. May girls strip down to their undies as you ride by (I thought I would throw that in incase this shit comes true).

Seriously though, we here at Always mad couldn't really give two farts how your stupid holidays went. We ride bikes.

Cheers.